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Shitty Texts: Tony Stark - ‘Happy Thanksgiving, asshole

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

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Turn around, look. Oh for god’s sake, just turn around!

little-miss-escaping:

Om man säger “what a handsome face” fort låter det som om en skåning säger “va det han som fes”. hahahaha kvällsunderhållning

Tom Hiddleston | Photoshoot outtakes by Jason Hetherington [2013]

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Earth’s Mightiest Heroes on Russian TV show “Late Night Urgant”.

Chris won, btw. No surprise here!

Look at the differences in their stances:

Tom does a little elegant HORROR MOVIE HEROINE KILLING THE WRONG BAD GUY.

Renner just basically presents himself to Chris.

Chris… well, that’s how they open beer cans in Australia.

/steals all of them

OH MY GOD THEIR STANCES

lol Jeremy wtf is that you’re never getting any real force behind it that way

/more innuendo

And Chris saving Jeremy from Tom’s swinging at the beginning.  GET BACK, YOU CAN’T TRUST LOKI WITH A HAMMER.

Reblogging for all the glorious commentary, omg.  I noticed Renner failed to get any momentum going, but I had not seen the way he presented himself to Chris.

I want to go back to that dream from last week, plz.

(Also, I wish I could think of someone for Renner to be, because Hemsworth is George Kirk and every time I see Hiddleston I think “Wow, he’s a young British Brent Spiner!”, but I’ve drawn a blank!)

It’s not the size of the hammer, it’s the way you swing it, yeah?

Hemsworth: Motions of a man who’s had to swing a sledgehammer as a builder. Complete with OH&S kneebending.

Renner: LOOKIT ME, I’ GREW UP CHOPPIN’ WOOD.

Hiddles: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING SO HAVE SOME OVERLY DRAMATIC SWINGING.

^All of this.

Jeremy Renner’s ass is my favourite actor.