goddamnhella:

Shitty Texts: Tony Stark - ‘Happy Thanksgiving, asshole

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sherlockspeare:

Turn around, look. Oh for god’s sake, just turn around!

little-miss-escaping:

Om man säger “what a handsome face” fort låter det som om en skåning säger “va det han som fes”. hahahaha kvällsunderhållning

Tom Hiddleston | Photoshoot outtakes by Jason Hetherington [2013]

Title: The Birdie Song
Artist: The Tweets
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sekra:

YOU MUSTN’T TELL THE MAN OF IRON!

markruffaloo:

for anna

davespritebudgie:

when the play was more accurate than the movie

mybelovedcheshire:

boomboomexplosion:

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marilynmay:

Earth’s Mightiest Heroes on Russian TV show “Late Night Urgant”.

Chris won, btw. No surprise here!

Look at the differences in their stances:

Tom does a little elegant HORROR MOVIE HEROINE KILLING THE WRONG BAD GUY.

Renner just basically presents himself to Chris.

Chris… well, that’s how they open beer cans in Australia.

/steals all of them

OH MY GOD THEIR STANCES

lol Jeremy wtf is that you’re never getting any real force behind it that way

/more innuendo

And Chris saving Jeremy from Tom’s swinging at the beginning.  GET BACK, YOU CAN’T TRUST LOKI WITH A HAMMER.

Reblogging for all the glorious commentary, omg.  I noticed Renner failed to get any momentum going, but I had not seen the way he presented himself to Chris.

I want to go back to that dream from last week, plz.

(Also, I wish I could think of someone for Renner to be, because Hemsworth is George Kirk and every time I see Hiddleston I think “Wow, he’s a young British Brent Spiner!”, but I’ve drawn a blank!)

It’s not the size of the hammer, it’s the way you swing it, yeah?

Hemsworth: Motions of a man who’s had to swing a sledgehammer as a builder. Complete with OH&S kneebending.

Renner: LOOKIT ME, I’ GREW UP CHOPPIN’ WOOD.

Hiddles: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING SO HAVE SOME OVERLY DRAMATIC SWINGING.

^All of this.

Jeremy Renner’s ass is my favourite actor.

tomfandomry:

His handler’s worried little face in the background amuses me greatly.